Equally fun as Atypyk's Python tape, this pretty much spells it out for you. Whether you plan to re-enact Reservoir Dogs or have a bunch of rascals at home that need some straight forward advice, or you use it for the office, or the class room, or the dinner table or – well, the options are countless...
Oh and 200' (60 m) should keep you going for quite a while.
Atypyk - Shut-Up Tape