The original hyper-powered Cola, Jolt is now available in five delicious flavors and some innovative packaging in the form of energized batteries. Jolt beverages have a unique tendency to instantly cure all your properties of inertia and any feelings of sloth you might possess. It's also great for slumps and moments of heavy dreariness and tragic despair. Basically Jolt is a magical elixir that you can purchase from ThinkGeek without selling your soul or traveling to the Himalayas and camping out with a bunch of monks. Of course any medical claims we make are completely suspect since we were drinking Jolt while writing this description. Trust us. Jolt = good.
Jolt Beverages
