Now you can be the first kid in the cube farm to have your very own NINJA in a can! Just get one or more of these and place on your desktop to instantly attract the opposite sex while repelling suits and dust mites alike. If that isn't benefit enough for owning a can of NINJA, just consider the fact that NINJA also *does* stuff! What kind of stuff? It cleans your electronics and computing components (using patented Dust-slaying Nano-shurikens of Doom) so you can continue randomly surfing the Internet instead of tackling those prosaic action items.
NINJA Electronics Duster
