Here at ThinkGeek, we don't want to scare you too much. That's what the media is for. I mean, come on, we know life for you is tough enough already. Bills, relationship problems, lack of sleep, and, most importantly, lack of bandwidth. We feel your pain. And there is no reason why you need to be constantly reminded that there is a microbial world out there, virtually invisible, whose only aspiration is to break you down and ultimately destroy you cell by cell. You don't need to be reminded that touching that keyboard at the library and then licking your fingers might fell you faster than a +10 Mace of Deadweight. You have enough problems.
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