Are you logging into the FPS multiplayer game with your lame two-button white-box OEM you found in the bin at some office supply store? Why are you bringing that weak-ass crap into my house? There's a name for you amongst the clans and tribes: fresh-meat.
You're not the guy that jumps continuously into a corner with your gun pointing at your feet, and yet you're always at the bottom of the rankings. Why? You need the proper gear.
R2 Gaming Mouse Mark II