A date. You have a date. At 3am, your time, you are going to be meeting the hottest virtual elf you could ever imagine at the tavern near the river down by the flatulent dwarf's armor shop. But you need at least get a little sleep beforehand or you won't be able to work the next day, which means you won't be able to pay the bills, which means no more high speed connection. All you have to do is set your Sonic Boom Love Clock's alarm and plug in the bed shaker. You'll be up in time, trust us. How can we be so sure? One word: volume!
Sonic Boom Love Clock with Bed Shaker
