Trying to ram candles into the tops of wine bottles (the world's most ideal candlesticks) is a rather frustrating exercise fraught with setbacks. Firstly the candles are always too fat, and even though we know this, we still try and force the damn things into bottles, spreading rippled wax shavings all over the table. Secondly, after much huffing and puffing, the precariously balanced half-wedged candle is invariable stuffed in cock-eyed, and so proceeds to drip wax all over the place.
Gadgets & Gizmos - I Want One Of Those
